Interview

Interview starts…..

HR:   What is your name?*

Muzo:   MP, sir*

HR:   In full, please*

Muzo:   Muzo Phiri*

HR:   Your father's name?

Muzo:   MP, sir*

HR:   What does that mean?*

Muzo:   Melvin Phiri*

HR:   Your native place?*

Muzo:   MP, sir*

HR:   What's that?*

Muzo:   Muchinga Province *

HR:   What is your qualification?*

Muzo:   MP, sir*

HR:   (Somewhat agitated…..) What is that!!?*

Muzo:   Mathematics professor*

HR:   So why do you need a job?*

Muzo:   It is because of MP, sir*

HR:   Meaning?*

Muzo:   Money problems*

HR:   What is your personality like?*

Muzo:   MP, sir*

HR:   Huh? And what is that?*

Muzo:   Marvellous personality*

HR:   I see…... I will get back to you*

Muzo:   Sir, how was my MP? *

HR:   And what's that again?*

Muzo:   My performance*

HR:   I think you have MP*

Muzo:   Meaning?*

HR:   Mental problem